SLIGHTLY RUDE AND STILL NOT GINGER
I'm Miette. I'm a Whovian, which you can probably tell from my blog title. I like Wicked, Frozen, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Marvel movies and Snickers bars. I'm also a singer and I post covers on my Youtube page weekly.
Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger.that’s it. that’s all of a series of unfortunate events. that’s basically it summarized (via becauseforoncethisisme)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

escaping-the-norm:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???


Our childhood.


yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?


triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults


youcanfuckingbiteme:

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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I think the situation is more along the line of “we all just collectively forget Spy Kids 3”.


ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”


chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship


meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

(Source: meladoodle)


africant:

thegreensanitarium:

sees cute animal

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sees a bug

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