"Back before you lost the one real thing you’ve ever known
It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well.”
Anyway, I hope you like my blog. Have a fantastic day! :)
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
dude everyone does
Nothing beats a snow pentagonal dodecahedron
do you wanna build a snow pentagonal dodecahedron?
it doesn’t have to be a snow pentagonal dodecahedron…
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries
Looks like Hans has been making sandwiches.
guess he’s finishing other people’s sandwiches now
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
Hw isn’t getting done
she still loves sleeping up here.
sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb
DeGeneres also masterminded the pizza boy gag. “When Ellen said she wanted to do it, we said we’d hire an actor, but she said, ‘No, no, no. You’re not hiring an actor. I want a real pizza delivery person,’ ” Zadan revealed. “We said that the FBI would have to do a background check. She said, ‘I don’t care. I want it to be real. I want this guy to walk in and not know he’s going to the Academy Awards.’ “
She’s a genius
Born of cold and winter air
And mountain rain combining…
This icy force both foul and fair
Has a frozen heart worth mining